Funny things #23

Surprising to see this in the paper the other day!

I'm sure this has some perfectly respectable meaning in the quarry world, but for those of us not in the know, it's certainly eyebrow raising.  We especially like how it's right below the dancer listing.

4.17.16 update:  thank you to reader Teresa who let me know what a quarry hooker truly is--the person who hooks all the wires around the slab of stone that is to be lifted out.  We had previously tried googling it and had many questionable results listings.